The Potty Putter
“Hey! What are you doing in there?”
When you gotta go (golfing), you gotta go! (golfing) The Potty Putter is the secret weapon of every pro golfer (not really). If you are a wanna be pro golfer, you MUST have this potty putter toilet golf game. Without it, your golf game will go down the crapper. They say that it takes at least 10,000 hours of practice to become an expert at something. Don’t “waste” (see what I did there?) another minute on the can without being productive! Get the potty putter, and prevent your future dreams from going to sh*t! This toilet golf game will allow for the most amount of fun you can have with your pants down. Well, ok, maybe in the top 5 at least. The Concept is very simple. You will receive a Potty Putter putting green that is specifically shaped and designed to fit around the base of your toilet. The Potty Putter putting green is made from the same material as professional golf greens (the fake stuff, not realgrass). As well, the potty putter comes with a pair of balls and a small putter (that’s what she said!), and a hole with a flag. See potty putter images to the left. You can move the hole anywhere you want, so you can practice any length of stroke you wish! Who’s to stop you from placing it way across the room for an extra challenge? That’s right, nobody! This bathroom game kit also comes with a “do not disturb sign” that you can place on the outside door knob, so everyone knows there is a master at work. More Details... This Toilet Golf Game comes with the following items: - Mini putter - Conveniently shaped putting green - A pair of golf balls - A “hole” which is basically a plastic ramp to catch the golf ball. The hole comes with a flag in case you are so drunk you can’t find it.
Potty Putter Pros:One way or the other, Potty Putter will improve your “short stroke” with all the extra time spent in the bathroom (but it’s up to you what that means exactly)
Potty Putter Cons:
You may have your concentration broken by your teenage daughter yelling “Mom! Dad is in the bathroom playing with his putter again!”.