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Hairy beer gut (censored) nude man apron. Some of us don’t need the apron to get this effect, but it’s a good funny gag gift for those who do. They come in a variety of styles and skin tones. Check them out here…  [product_schema]

Every handy dad knows the drill (pun intended): measure once, cuss twice. It’s a mantra that’s been passed down through generations of DIY enthusiasts, carpenters, and handymen. And now, it’s immortalized in the perfect shirt for the dad who’s always got a project on the go. Why the “Measure Once Cuss Twice” Shirt is a…

I was a bit jarred when I first saw these. A bit pickled as to why someone would by these. Is that a pickle in your pants? More details here…

Whether you are going to a business meeting or a Comic Con, your suit or outfit is not complete without this lapel. It’s a lapel of an old school vintage arcade video game cabinet. More details here… [product_schema]

If you are one of those people who hate when people wear socks with sandals (most people), then this ought to make you really cringe. These socks are permanently affixed to the sandals they are in. Walk around and make people uncomfortable, and laugh at them. Check out the sandal socks here… [product_schema]

The most mouth watering hand bag ever made. More details here…