Watermelon Shoulder Bag

Perfect for a librarian, teacher, or book worm I guess. I’m not sure what you do with them besides wear them. Do you write on them? I have no clue. More details here… [product_schema]

Hairy beer gut (censored) nude man apron. Some of us don’t need the apron to get this effect, but it’s a good funny gag gift for those who do. They come in a variety of styles and skin tones. Check them out here…  [product_schema]

If you are one of those people who hate when people wear socks with sandals (most people), then this ought to make you really cringe. These socks are permanently affixed to the sandals they are in. Walk around and make people uncomfortable, and laugh at them. Check out the sandal socks here… [product_schema]

Nobody likes egg on their face, but how about on a shirt, Show the world your love of fried eggs. More details here…

Welcome to the world of Goosh Pants, where fashion meets the absurd! If you’ve ever wanted to make a statement that leaves people speechless, you’ve come to the right place. These pants are not just a piece of clothing; they’re an experience. Read on to find out why Goosh Pants are the ultimate conversation starter….

If you get the joke, and you want to have a little fun at the next Superbowl party or World Series party, then this shirt is for you. If you DON’T get the joke, then this shirt is REALLY REALLY for you! Check out the various styles here… [product_schema]